CLAN DUO: THE FAB FLANNELS - Following a flash mob performance of “Land of the Silver Birch” complete with a Hyung Chun Ji dance, Sam and Mollie took the stage and attempted to sing other songs for which they could not remember the lyrics. They are seen here singing “oooo. oo ooo o ooooo” to a five-song set of 80’s B-sides. It was music gold!

ALORA SCHOOLS HER ELDERS - As Mollie renders her husband unconscious with Bruce Lee’s one-inch-punch, and as Aunt Sandy attempts to clean the frosting off her hand, Alora attempts to win a medal.

TOO SEXY FOR HIS HAT - We took a vote. It’s true. Definitely! Jaspir in all his Jaspir-ness.

BABES IN FLANNEL LAND - C.O.T.B.A.S.W.W, as the clan is known for short, were welcomed with love by the Lord and Lady of the manor, Mollie and Dan (l-r). You may recognize them from the Crest toothpaste commercials. True love - their teeth sparkle in unison! Thank you so much, Mollie and Dan. It was an unforgettable day. - From all the members of C.O.T.B.A.S.W.W

GUEST BOOK SAMPLER #4 - We love this page of the Guest Book created by Mo (aka Morgan) and Dan (Maggie’s beloved). We wondered aloud who brought up “cheese balls.” We still are wondering why that would even happen. We are also wondering what is Und Cake, Dan? You are so mysterious. And, Morgan, you have the sweetest and most tender heart ever. We would love to see Dinah the cat in plaid flannel.

EXCHANGING CLAN SECRETS -As they say, “We’d have to kill ya.”

FRIENDS-IN-LAW - Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law bonded by love for the same man — Jamie Fraser of Outlander.

GOLD • SILVER • BRONZE - Auntie Carey is the clan’s craft queen. She made these awesome plaid flannel awards for the World Championship Flannel Fest Pool Tournament. One of a kind. Several attempts to steal them from the winnes have been thwarted.

MOTHER & SON DUET - A moment of sweetness quelled the mayhem as the throng of bright and shining wolf warriors fell silent and listened intently to a son begging his mother over and over and over to “turn around” for almost four minutes, We will tell stories about this for generations. She never turned. Not once. We hypothesized it was because he didn’t say “please.”

CASH: HEAD OF SECURITY - Cash keeps a tight grip on his bowie knife as he patrols the party breaking up arguments about who was the worst sibling. He’s wearing his sexy Clint Eastwood scowl for extra intimidation. Thank you, Cash. You kept us safe from harm. (Also, Cash, everyone is afraid to ask, but they want to know what you’re going to do with the pinkie you cut off the hand of the pizza guy.)

GUEST BOOK SAMPLER #3 - Wow, between Betty White, the sweetest little frog ever, and a smiling autumn leave, we are gobsmacked! The Guest Book is slowly becoming a lovely record of wolf warrior whimsy.

FLANNEL FLIRTING - Just keep scrolling. Go on now. Move along.

MORGAN TAKES THE CROWN - After decades of “Granny Long Locks” in first place, she was finally dethroned by “King Mo Hair.” He was sporting the longest tresses by a clear 1/2 inch. Congratulations, Morgan. Keep growing those protein strands!.

OFFICIAL JUDGES OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - They were self-appointed so it doesn’t count. They just wanted people to bribe them with drinks. You can see the guilt in their eyes.

Uncle Dan protects the libations from under-age viking lassies. Not even a sip!

TEN HOLY BOXES OF JOE - Ten pizza pies from the hallowed ovens of Joe and his hut of foxes. The Aunties voted 2 to 1 in favor of Joe’s, turning down an anonymous benefactor who offered to pay for a catered dinner from one of the finest restaurants in the city. Joe’s comes with childhood memories. Impossible to beat if your judges are sentimental.

UH-OH YOKO - Ada singing with the JENNINGS BROTHERS before they were famous! The Jennings Brothers singing with ADA before she became a banker and bought their record company. We knew them when! P.S. For the official record, Ada loves you guys and would never do that. She has always said she would DIE before she became an investment banker and is deeply offended by this reference, even in jest. She would definitely work to FUND your record company though. Bake sales and friendship bracelets mostly.

GUEST BOOK SAMPLER #2 - I for one would love Darth Vader to come next time. I would so wear my hair in Princess Leia buns. But enough about me. This page screams Wolf Warriors and their fierce love. Great doodles too!

SMACK TALK - I just love it when family says mean funny stuff to make you screw up your shot. Let’s me know they were raised right. A little ridicule never hurt anybody — except a few people — and we don’t invite them. Also, I can’t help but notice, but am reluctant to mention it: is that a disembodied hand on the side of the table? Is that allowed in regulation play?