23rd • FESTIVUS
Festivus (December 23) is a humorous holiday invented by Seinfeld writer Dan O’Keefe, introduced in the 1990s in the show as an “alternative” celebration. Festivus has since become a cultural phenomenon, offering a playful way to poke fun at holiday traditions with tongue-in-cheek practices like the “Airing of Grievances” and the “Feats of Strength.”
CREATE A “FESTIVUS” POLE: Skip the usual decorations and let kids make their own “Festivus pole” out of aluminum foil-covered paper towel rolls. It’s a quirky alternative to the usual holiday decor!
AIRING OF GRIEVANCES (Kid-Friendly Edition): Let kids express their silly grievances—things like “homework should be outlawed” or “we should have dessert every day.” It’s a light-hearted way to let off steam and laugh together.
FESTIVUS GAMES AND FEATS OF STRENGTH: Set up a mini Olympics of sorts with friendly games like arm wrestling or a jumping contest. Celebrate each child’s “feat” with silly titles or mini “medals.”
MAKE A FESTIVUS MIRACLE JAR: Have kids write down small “miracles” (good things that happened) throughout the year, like getting a new bike or getting an A in English class. These “miracles” can be read out loud to celebrate unexpected joys.
FESTIVUS IMPROV STORYTELLING: Sit in a circle and create a story where each person adds a sentence, making it as wacky as possible. This “Festivus story” can be hilarious and unpredictable, perfect for the holiday’s quirky spirit. It’s worth recording on paper or video to capture this memory.