Bad Advice | Get Naughty School Supplies
Hell’s Bells! Did you see the kids’ knapsacks full of junk. How is any child supposed to succeed in school with pencils, crayons, and notebooks. Ridiculous! See my latest bad advice:
• GET NAUGHTY SCHOOL SUPPLIES •
These poor little souls face a cookie-cutter factory everyday we call the education system. There are almost no evil teachers, no occult curriculum, and no gauntlets on the playground. They call this “school?”
Stupid Granny and the disappointing Maggie and Mollie (daughters of Stupid Granny), have done nothing to encourage wickedness. Shameful.
I was forced to take matters into my own hands and get these kids some proper school supplies.
(Left) You will notice the intensity and awe in the girl's’ faces as they uncover supplies that will finally make boring old school interesting and fun. I should have been a primary school teacher. (Maybe it’s not too late).
(Right) Okay, so not all bad parenting. Led Zeppelin is definitely an encouraging sign. If this was a video, you could probably see the little guy’s hand trembling with excitement.
1) Everyone got a roach. They are a multi-purpose school supply with countless possibilities.
2) Everyone got a whoopee cushion because everyone has a teacher. Nuff said?
3) Girls got a RED HOT lollipop to burn the mouth tissues of their classmates. So funny.
4) Roland got fake cigarettes because his mother won’t let him have real ones. (I will rectify that at Christmas).
