Style | My Fancy Eyebrows
The stupid plastic surgeon did a pretty good job of making my face look like Granny's, but the eyebrows were so ordinary. I couldn't stand it, so I made him make them all beautiful and curved like leeches.
I feel so slimy and gorgeous.
Do you like them?
I am trying to train some of my pet leeches to sit still. Then I will put them on my slimy new eyebrows to get a 3-D effect.
I think this will impress Keith May as it shows a high level of artistry and style which Stupid Granny could never hope to achieve.
Yes!
I got this.