Bad Advice | Make Your Neighbors Move Away

Well, I hope the kids had fun with my magic bat poop pens. I think they are so nifty. I just love the smell of poop. I wish they made poop perfume. This week I will give you some new bad advice. Here it is:

• MAKE YOUR NEIGHBORS MOVE AWAY •

Get some glow-in-the-dark creepy glasses and get them all charged up by a lamp. Then wear them outside in the dark. Dance around in your yard. It will look like heads floating around wildly and make your neighbors think they are being attacked by spirits. You can make wicked shrieks and growling sounds to be even scarier.

They will scream, hide in their basement, and then move away in the morning. Then you can steal all their stuff!

You stink.