Bad Advice | Help People Love Spiders

I just love the thought of kids putting bubble gum in everyone's hair. That was my last bad advice to them. But this time, I have even better bad advice.

• HELP PEOPLE GET USED TO SPIDERS •

Spiders are wonderful and they taste salty (ask anybody who has eaten one). My bad advice to you is to scare people with spiders so they get used to them. I am giving you some toy spiders to practice with before you use real ones.

Put them in people's food for a good laugh.

Or gently place one on their clothes. When they scream, say, "It's just a spider - but it might KILL YOU."

They will freak out.

Wear a spider on your finger like a ring. Yell that it is biting you. When your mom or dad tries to pull it off, it will be stuck to your finger. Then scream that the spider's fangs are in too deep and it can't be pulled off. (If you have 10 spiders, you can do this with every finger at once and say you stuck your hand in a spider web).

The best idea of all is to put a spider in their hair when they are not looking. This works great with moms or big sisters or teachers. They won't notice the spider and other people will scream their guts out. It's so fun. (Note: this trick will not work with bald people).

You stink.