Mischief | The Day I Made a Vampire

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a land far, far away, I played a really naughty trick on Granny. I put a spell on Dracula the Vampire so he would obey me. I told him, "Dracula, go bite Granny in the neck and suck out all her blood so she will turn into a vampire." Isn't that delightfully cruel? (C'mon, you know it's funny).

So when Granny was napping on her porch, Dracula flew down ever so quietly. He was in his "bat" form, so no one noticed him. Then he changed into a vampire man. He slowly leaned down while she was sleeping and CHOMP! He bit her in the neck and started sucking for all get out. Granny started screaming and beating him in the head with her fists which made Dracula's teeth wiggle in and out of her neck. There was blood spurting everywhere. EVERYWHERE!

Finally, Granny lost all her blood and turned into a vampire. I laughed and laughed. But then Paw got really mad at me and said he would never ever marry me no matter what. So I used some magic and gave her back her blood so I can avert forcing him into a loveless marriage someday.

Before I reloaded her with blood, I took this picture. Doesn't she look creepy?

And do you notice, even as a vampire, her teeth are still crooked? Pathetic. Can you imagine what those bite marks would look like?

Ever heard of an orthodontist, Granny?