Mischief | Some Wizard Gave That Idiot a Brain

Sorry, kids. You might think this is a cute little scarecrow standing in Granny and Paw's flower bed, but it is a minion of some strange wizard- and I don't know who!

You can always tell a minion by that stupid smile on their face. They smile no matter what is happening. So I just had to choke him to death. (He smiled the whole time).

I think a wizard gave him a brain or he wouldn't have interfered with my plan to be the Granny. I am pretty sure that stupid bag of straw wrote a letter to his wizard brain benefactor and told him I was lurking.

In my defense, lurking is my thing. It is my job to lurk. But the wizard told Keith May and now he's put extra security around his Chevy. Drat!

So, now you finally understand why the scarecrow had to die. But I bought one just like it except no brain. I don't think anyone will notice so don't tell - or else!

(I forgot. The kids said I am not supposed to call someone "stupid" or "an idiot" even if they are stupid idiots. Sorry.)