MRI Merriment

When someone discovers a lump in the region of their previous cancer, it is alarming. She had to wait until today for an MRI with contrast in Milwaukee. After about a half hour laying motionless on her belly, the die was cast and we waited for the verdict. Here it is: “Breast MRI was unremarkable, no abnormalities.” I thought it should say “Breast MRI was remarkable - FANTASTIC in fact. No abnormalities.”