Toilet Seat Wars

After 55 years of cleaning “his” toilet (the one in the Powder Room), I asked him to take over the chore. About one week into his new responsibility, he said he was getting a horseshoe seat because it would be more sanitary. I gave him my hardest no explaining aesthetics for rooms the public used should always trump function. I couldn’t bear the thought of this grade school seat in my beautiful powder room. To my surprise, my hard no was met with a harder yes and the fight goes on. I can’t imagine what a compromise might look like but there is no way this is going in the powder room. This will be fun!