SOUL: Samantha Teaches Finger Yoga

At the Sisterhood’s monthly meeting today, Samantha introduced her soulmates to her trademarked Finger Yoga. It was designed specifically for the Order of the Sisters of Unyielding Love (S.O.U.L.) who experience lots of neuralgia due to excessive organ playing, heavy rosary beading addictions, and rigorous bouts of prayer. Shortly after Finger Yoga’s introduction, it went viral. Today, you can see people doing finger yoga all over the world. We look forward to her next lesson in the ancient Ayurvedic practice of gas lighting. We aren’t sure what it is but she asked us to bring matches and eat 1/2 can of beans 30 minutes before class.