Calling All Poets

Yes, it’s quite dorky
To write those bad rhymes
I’d guess that I’ve done it
One thousand times

Even the good poems
Are the butt of their joke
It’s why all great poets
Drink gin and do coke

So if you win big on
Bad Poetry Day
Just tell all your friends
You have nothing to say

Take the $25 bucks
Button your lip
Don’t mention your poem
From the gin take a sip