Kohlrabi Krazy

Keith is a man of few vices but he makes up for that by his love of the stinkiest veggie ever - KOHLRABI. If you have ever endured the torture of a loved one with this tragic addiction, your only question will be whether it stinks worse going in or coming out. I believe the gas form is regulated under most chemical weapons treaties. Once a year, Mollie manages to punish me by buying a whole head to ensure maximum bloat and psi. I am renting a motel room until it’s gone.