An Exciting Invitation
The beautiful Keith May and Stupid Granny were so excited when their three youngest grandchildren each received an invitation to enroll in this year’s Witch School. What they don’t know is that I plan to trick these gullible youngsters into helping me get rid of Granny once and for all. I have made some secret arrangements with Mr. Elon Musk, a parti-time professor at Hogwarts. She will be on his next space launch where an unfortunate accident will occur involving mint dental floss. Oh, don’t whimper. You know she deserves it.
HERE’S ROLAND’S COPY OF THIS YEAR’S INVITATION.