Halloween Cookie Contest
This is my entry for October’s edition of the Best Baker Cookie Contest. I am hoping Granny forgets about it and I win by default. Maybe a swarm of locusts will distract her. As you can see in the unfurled letter I wrote, I am using my interpersonal skills of intimidation, threats, and verbal fallacies to increase my chances of winning. Aren’t these the best little pumpkin sugar cookies. I made them extra big to impress. I also wrote a lovely poem.
PUNKIN COOKIE POEM
by Ugly Bugly the Witch Poet
Roses are red
Lipstick is pink
Granny is fat
You both stink
