Bad Advice | Psych Your Friends

I hope the kids were able to use those glow-in-the-dark glasses I gave them last time to scare away their neighbors. This advice should help them get rid of their friends. If they are like me and Keith May, they just want to be left alone. Here's my new bad advice.

• PSYCH YOUR FRIENDS •

Take this super cute pumpkin Pez Dispenser and put just one piece of candy in it. Then as you flip back the pumpkin head to get your piece of candy, say,

"Oh, gosh. These are fabulous. They are the best pez I ever had. Want one?"

As you wait for your him to answer, pop your candy in your mouth. Then say,

"Oh. That's too bad. They are all gone. Ha. Ha."

Maybe they will cry like a baby. Who needs friends. You stink.

P.S.

You can do this with any pez dispenser but I love jack-o-lanterns, and since you are now my "witch grandchildren," I will tell you intimate information like that.