Bad Advice | Cheat at Games

Unfortunately, Stupid Granny has poisoned the children’s mind with the concept of fair play. I have tried to give them a more pragmatic and effective strategy, which they continue to ignore and abhor. My latest bad advice is:

• CHEAT AT GAMES •

I am hoping to finally persuade at least Presley to give cheating a try. She might be a lost cause of ethical purity, but I am working to erode it.

I’m crossing my fingers. Here’s the letter I sent.