Bad Advice | Embarrass Grown-ups

It is so disappointing. Last week, I tried so hard to teach the kids the importance of picking one's nose and the strategic use of boogers. They just didn't catch on. One of them simply refuses to even try. So I am hoping this naughty tip will have more sticking power.

• EMBARASS GROWN-UPS •

When you want to have a good laugh, wait for an adult to start to sit down, then quickly blow this fart whistle. Everyone will think they farted and laugh at them.

You can keep the whistle in your desk at school and do it to your teacher.

You can keep it in your pocket and do it to strangers or even Granny or Paw.

Blow hard for big farts and soft for little ones.

C'mon kids, I know you can do it.