Bad Advice | Scare Grown-ups

Hooray for the kids! They got pretty good at the fart whistle tricks from my last bad advice. I am so very proud of them. I think they might turn out rotten after all. I am so happy. My next bad advice is so cruel and vicious. I just love it.

• SCARE GROWN-UPS •

Put this nail and bandage on your finger. Then squirt a little bit of ketchup on it so it looks like blood. Then show a grown-up. Tell them you accidentally got a nail through your finger. They will scream.

Hilarious tip: you might want to ask a big sister to help with the ketchup.

(Isn't that a great trick. I put a real nail through Granny's finger once and she screamed really loud and got blood everywhere. It was so funny. But no one else laughed. Maybe the doctor a little bit.)

You stink.