Bad Advice | Make Your Own Tattoos

Lilly is a wicked fashionista in the making. I gave her my Practice Barbie from when I was a little witch. It is how I worked out significant highlighting and contouring facial make-up issues, as well as my signature green palette. I am trying to get her started with tattoo design, piercing, and hair dyes. My latest bad advice is:

• MAKE YOUR OWN TATTOOS •

Unbeknownst to Lilly, I have installed a quantum recorder in the doll’s gridded poly-skin that records all her facial tattoo designs. I intend to have them all transferred to my favorite face inker Renaldo Pinx. I will have every single one tatted on to

Won’t Lilly be surprised when she sees me? Here’s the letter I sent.