Bad Advice | Write With Bat Poop

Because school is pretty boring, I made these pens for the kids. Nothing livens things up like a little poop. I hope the kids have fun with this. So here’s what they do:

• WRITE WITH BAT POOP •

These are my secret writing pens. I made them with a magic spell. Each bat is turned into a pen and the poop inside them gets squished to make the ink. Use the pen at school. It will make the paper smell like bat poop.

Some bats are really, really smelly and some hardly smell at all. You never know. Each bat is different. Just like poops.

You stink.