Mischief | Christmas Card from Ugly Bugly

Dear Family,

As you know, Ugly Bugly has fallen in love with her Paw look-alike. His name is Rudy. They are headed for Witchland (which auto-corrects to Watchband). The happy couple sends this Christmas card to you and your family with lots of love.

They sent one to Paw also, but not Granny. We think Ugly Bugly is still a little jealous that Granny has the REAL Keith May.

She also dropped three Christmas presents off at our house - one each for Presley, Lilly, and Roland. I will try to get these to you soon.

Ugly Bugly wanted to kiss Paw good-bye when she stopped over, but Granny knew it was probably a trick to enchant him. She said “no.” Ugly Bugly blew Paw a kiss. He said it smelled like old sushi and dirty feet. Ick.

Anyway, she said to tell you the green witch loves you and hopes you have a Merry Christmas.

Love, Granny