Mischief | I Hate Skeleton Poop

I told you about my skeleton friend Berford. He is disgusting. He always tried to poop at my house because he doesn't have a toilet in his crypt. And, oh man, does it smell like fish and sour kraut. It makes my eyes water and I cough and choke.

Then he started bringing all his bony skeleton friends over too. You can’t boss skeletons around, or I would have dominated them. They have no brains, but are intelligent in their bones.

I built this out-house for them to poop in. It is six miles from my house and I can only smell it on windy days.

I hate skeleton poop.

And I really mean this:

Berford stinks!