Potions | Disgusting Abrasion Treats

When you come to my house I give you a treat made from graham crackers. It could be many different things depending on my whimsical personality. Sometimes I might make owls, or Frankensteins, or pumpkins, or bloody band-aids.

They are witch-a-licious (which auto-corrects to witch-a-vicious, which I like even better).

It's fun to eat the owl, pumpkin, or Frankenstein graham crackers because when you bite them, they bite you back. It hurts but it is funny.

The band-aids don't really do anything cool, like biting. They just make your mouth bleed and your tummy want to puke. I think biting is funnier.

A disloyal monkey gave Granny my Potions Cookbook and she made these disgusting treats with the kids. She is just trying to be spooky. Such a pathetic, jealous woman!

You crack the graham crackers into strips. Cut some flattened marshmallow for the gauze. Decorate with some red frosting gel.

Anyway, I have to get the kids to come to my house and I will make them some biters to lure them into a false sense of security. Then the mouth-bleeding, tummy-buster band-aids. I will be such a great Granny someday.