Mischief | My Meanest Trick Yet
I heard that Granny woman say,
"Keith Darling, that evil witch made all my photos of her and her nasty deeds disappear from my hard drive. I had proof of her every despicable trick, all the gifts she sent to the kids, and even some stories about her. Now they are all gone."
The I heard my traitor sister Ickity Lickity tell the police,
"Ugly Bugly hung all the photos, stories, and stuff from trees in the woods - and then set it all on fire. She burned down over 100 trees as she said some kind of spell."
First of all, you’ve got the wrong guy. I did not make Granny’s proof of my tricks disappear. I don’t know anything about it.
Second, Ickity Lickity is a tattle-tale! She even took this photo of the forest fire I made. It wasn’t to burn Stupid Granny’s evidence. It was to purge all those animals who were bothering the trees. I am a hero.
Whose side is Ickity Lickity on anyway?
I may have to turn her into a rat and make her marry that puppet at Keith May's house. That would be hilarious. She stinks!
P.S.
I took all Granny’s stuff and pretended to burn it in the woods. I really kept a lot of it which is how I got so many of these photos for my Secret Diary. Don’t tell or I’ll turn you into a rat like Ickity Lickity.