Potions | Frankenstein Pudding
I hate it when people try to eat my pudding. I tried putting a magic spell on my pudding to turn the thief into a snake, but I just ended up with a lot of snakes and no pudding.
I finally thought of a great way to protect it. People are really afraid of Frankenstein. After my recently deceased flying monkey gave Granny a copy of my Potions cookbook, she made my Frankenstein pudding with the kids. They loved its scary goodness.
Just get some clear plastic cups (4 oz. works good) and draw Frankenstein's face on it with a black Sharpie. Granny asked big sister Kallie to draw the faces.
Then put some green food coloring in your vanilla pudding. (You can also just use pistachio pudding that's already green if you aren't allergic to nuts).
Then you need to take some chocolate sandwich cookies (we used Oreo cookies). Put them in a bag and hammer them like they’re Granny’s stupid face. (Sorry that is so violent but you know she deserves it).
You can throw a towel over the bag of cookies if your hammer has stabbers on it like ours. Presley discovered the stabbers can cause holes in the bag of cookie crumbs.
By carefully sprinkling the cookie crumbs atop your Frankenstein pudding, you can make his hair. What a handsome pudding cup. Just horrible - the way I like all my men. Here’s a photo of the sprinkling process.
To make them thief-proof, you must say the magic words when sprinkling. For an additional $9.99, I will give you the spell. This is a limited time offer.
Now no one steals the pudding. They just scream and run away.
Thank you, Frankenstein.