Potions | Bat Cookies

I sent this secret potion to the kids but then Granny heisted it and pretended it was her idea. At least that’s the story I’ll be telling.

I thought the kids would like me better than their Granny when they tasted these beauties. They are hideous and frightening Halloween bat treats you can make to scare your family and friends.

SUPPLIES NEEDED
Reeses peanut butter cups
Candy eyes
White frosting
Oreos

Twist off the top of an oreo and cut it in half (you might need adult help but don’t ask Granny because she stinks). Put a dot of frosting on the peanut butter cup and stick the oreo halves to it like wings.

After they are sticking together good, add the candy eyes. If you are like Presley, you will add bloody fangs using red gel. I have found over the years, this preference pretty much defines a girl’s chances of taming killer fish. (Many of you will not understand the importance of this skill until you are older).

I have found these bat treats are a great place to sneak some poison to people. But one time I forgot in which one I put the poison. Ickity Lickity ate it by mistake and she had diarrhea for seven years.

It was a “crappy” joke I played on her.

She still won’t eat anything I cook until I taste it first.