Potions | Zombie Hands

I told Granny she could use my Zombie Hand craft with the kids if she didn't show the kids how to animate them. I will do that when they are older. This year, the kids can just eat those hands.

I will teach them the spell that lets the hands walk around on their own, steal from stores, choke people, and wipe your butt. (Just kidding about that last part). Anyway, maybe if you had a Zombie Hand to wipe your butt, you wouldn't stink. Ah hahahahahaha.

If you’ve ever seen a zombie’s hand, you know they are funky. You can sort of see their guts through their translucent skin. I love guts! This is a surprisingly good representation, except for the candy part.

Just get some latex gloves from your mom or dad. Then fill them with candy (use long things like tootsie rolls for fingers). Then tie the top shut with ribbon. It’s nice to put a ring on one of the fingers. A scary ring is best.

A fun trick is to throw your Zombie Hand in the middle of your classroom and scream to your teacher, “Eek. A Zombie Hand.” And the kids will all run out of the school and the scarediest ones will cry.

I did that in my school and I got expelled. It’s such a great way to not have to go to school.

Did I tell you that you stink? Well, you do!