Style | Moving Uptown

I got out my holiday wand and changed my house decorations today to celebrate with some Uptown Funk. I like the song but it would be dramatically improved if some of the lyrics were changed.

Instead of:

Michele Pfeiffer, that white gold

They should sing:

Ugly Bugly, that green mold

It would be so much prettier that way. Unfortunately, Bruno Mars did not feel that way. I even let him borrow my flying monkeys, but he wouldn’t change it.

I am not one to quit, so I am gathering signatures for a petition. If you like my lyric idea, please comment below. If not, you stink.

Click the button to see my funky uptown house.