Bad Advice | Pick Your Nose

I tried very hard to teach those little kids not to say “Thank You,” but I failed. They are so polite it makes me sick. They will never get rid of their friends if they keep acting that way. I am hoping this new advice will help them:

• PICK YOUR NOSE •

If you have too many friends, just pick your nose and then you won’t have so many.

If that doesn’t work, keep a booger handy in your nose. When people bother you and want to play all the time, just pull out your little green slimey friend and hold it right up to their face. Kids are usually afraid of boogers so they will probably run away. You stink.

Use this if your nose isn’t making boogers