BRING BEAN BURRITO TEXT
Have you ever been so consumed playing video games that you can’t bear to step away even for a second. And, even though the microwave burritos only take 60 seconds to heat, you just can’t spare that time from the car crashes, alien ships, World War II battle, or whatever it is.
What do you do? If you ask your mom to stop what she’s doing and go heat you a bean burrito so you can keep playing your video game, you know she won’t. You need to be clever and irresistable - like Roland. This is the text message he sent to his mother.
I quote:
Therefore I thee Roland is in discomforting disparities and thou the theses of mine is I will climb a mountain mishaps and go up the golden staircase as I perish if I do not get this one tortilla wrapped sensation that gives me joy with refried beans making my heart work, to the wrap outside filling my mouth, please save me from this damage.
Bring bean burrito.