MY IMAGINARY FRIEND
BY ROLAND
CREATURE: One of a kind. No known species. Lizard head the size of a baby’s head. Big torso.
SEX: Male
AGE: 366 years old
NAME: Rigby is his name
• SPECIAL THINGS ABOUT HIM •
Really good at making waffles.
Doesn’t like cats or birds.
Likes wood, water, and Puggles.
There may be more. I don’t know him personally. I don’t hang out with him much anymore.
• FEARS •
He’s afraid of things bigger than him and also spiders.
• MOST IMPORTANT THING HE EVER DID •
He took third place in the Kansas Waffle Competition.
• MOVIE OR TELEVISION •
He has never been in a movie or on television. He prefers his species remains unknown. He doesn’t have a television. He’s very peaceful, like the Amish.
• OTHER ATTRIBUTES •
He’s the nicest person I ever met. He’s always been very nice to me.
His dream is to go to Tokyo. He never told me why.
His voice sounds a lot like the character Earl from the “My Name is Earl’ series on TV.
He had a pet puggle once but it ran off. His name was Clancy Barckins. He started a new life with his wife and had children. The Puggle could speak with a Spanish accent. I knew him better than Rigby. I didn’t pick Clancy for an imaginary friend because he is real.
• ORIGIN •
Rigby and I met at a tavern. He was making pizza dough there.
• BIRTHDAY •
February 18th
Roland was one of the finalists in Miss Ladybug’s world-wide Imaginary Friend Contest. He is eligible to go on to the final round where he represents her friend using his artistic talents in the medium of his choice.