Only I, Ugly Bugly the Witch, and members of my coven can gain entry through this passage. Your presence here has been flagged by supernatural forces and you will be held responsible for any harm to Bruce or his banana. So don’t even think about it. Besides, I have an endless supply of men who exist only to protect my secret portal. Be gone, Mortal! Hie!
secrets
Although the Secrets section of the website is highly protected by Bruce, many people ignore his scary banana and read Ugly Bugly’s intimate keepsakes and poetry all the time without her permission. Despite her protests, she is secretly flattered. So go ahead if you dare. She is a moody witch and it could go badly for you. There. Warned.
Although the Secrets section of the website is highly protected by Bruce, many people ignore his scary banana and read Ugly Bugly’s intimate keepsakes and poetry all the time without her permission. Despite her protests, she is secretly flattered. So go ahead if you dare. She is a moody witch and it could go badly for you. There. Warned.
Although the Secrets section of the website is highly protected by Bruce, many people ignore his scary banana and read Ugly Bugly’s intimate keepsakes and poetry all the time without her permission. Despite her protests, she is secretly flattered. So go ahead if you dare. She is a moody witch and it could go badly for you. There. Warned.