Mischief | Bat Plates

My sister Ickity Lickity keeps stealing my plates to eat her pickles. Then the pickle juice makes my food taste pickley. So I made my plate look scary so Ickity Lickity would leave it alone.

She is frightened of bats because 12 of them attacked her when she was in kindergarten. She took them for show and tell, and things went terribly wrong. It's a bloody, horrible story for another time.

Anyway, I made a bat plate to keep her smelly pickle juice off my ice cream cake. I eat ice cream cake every Wednesday for breakfast.

For this bat plate, you will need a little bit of white craft paint to make its mouth. When the paint is dry, add wings and ears which you cut from black craft foam. Finally, add some google eyes and fangs.

I'll let you know how it works. Icky Lickity is so inconsiderate of my food. I hope this stops her pickle tricks.

Also, I am so mad at Granny right now! See stole the idea and made Bat Plates with the grandkids. She just wants to be the Granny all the time! I think I should have a turn.

How would she feel if I made giant pink frosted cupcakes with Presley and Lilly. Very angry, I bet.

Granny is a big fat jerk. Even Keith May said so once.