Mischief | Monkey Love

It is said the longer a couple is together, the more they look alike. Monkey Keith and Monkey Mary sure prove that rule. At a recent Halloween Party at their daughter Mollie’s house, they enjoyed some fabulous tricks and treats. Alas, no bananas.

When I am the Granny, Keith May and I will be FLYING monkeys. I am always better than her. It’s physics. Don’t fight it.

I sure love monkeys.

I heard there is a video of them doing a monkey dance. I am trying to enchant Granny so she makes a YouTube channel and then I will post it here with a lengthy, ridiculing diatribe about her lack of rhythm, grace, and soul.

As I have said many times and a few paragraphs earlier, I am always better than her.

Note: I need to find a Flying Monkeys spell. I don’t know how to sew except body stitching. Costumes would be way harder than magic.