Mischief | My Fabulous Witch School
When Granny’s daughters were little girls, they went to the world-famous “Ugly Bugly's Witch School” where I was the Dean. They learned so many horrible things.
They learned how to do magic tricks and turned Granny and Paw’s bodies into pumpkins. That’s why they still look a little fat.
They learned how to fly on brooms and raced in the sky around the school by their house. One time they ran into the Principal and knocked her down. She didn't bleed though.
They learned how to scare people. Maggie liked to stick out her tongue best. Mollie liked to intimidate them with her “evil eye.” Look at this photo. You can see what I mean.
They learned never to brush their hair because that’s how you make your skin turn green.
They learned to love monsters, vampires, ghosts, bats, skeletons, and other witches. That’s why they are never afraid on Halloween - or maybe just a little bit.
Here’s a photo of the girls getting dressed for graduation from Witch School. After I gave them their diploma, I hypnotized them so they wouldn’t remember until I say the magic words. I wonder what those words are? I think maybe “moist fruit.”
