Mischief | My Witch Grandchildren

The kids went to a Halloween Party at Granny and Paw's house. So I wrote them a letter and put it in the mailbox with a big black witch hat for each of them. Here is what it said...

Hello children,
I love you and wish I was your Granny. If you take a picture of yourself wearing this witch hat and ask Granny to send it to me, I will give you a nice present at the end of your party. I texted Granny where I hid the gifts. I want to show my witch friends the photos so they think you are my "witch grandchildren."

You still stink.

Ugly Bugly

They are such great kids! Look what they did for me. I showed all my witch friends and they thought I was the luckiest witch in the world. My evil monkey got jealous so I gave him five bananas to stifle his pathetic whining. Ugh. Monkeys!