Stupid Granny | Her Halloween Sweaters

Granny’s grand-daughter Ada and her friend were on their way to Appleton for some disgusting Halloween Indian food. Ada’s mom called them “Hallow-Sweeties.” They all thought this was the cutest name ever. Blech!

I feel like Ada channels Granny a bit whenever she wears a holiday sweater. It makes me puke a little in my mouth. They are both immune to insult and ridicule on this topic.

Granny gifted Ada the sweater she loaned to her friends for the occasion. Now that's the truest of true love: Letting your boyfriend wear your grandmother’s sweater. Hear that girls?

Granny finds endless things to celebrate in Ada. She said, “I love you much, Tater.” Then she yelled to me in the sky while shaking her fist vigorously:

“See, Ugly Bugly! You will NEVER be "The Granny." You don't have one single Halloween sweater. So stop your dirty tricks.”

But I won’t.

Guaranteed!