Stupid Granny | The Golden Bell

One of my many flying monkeys found that Granny has written a derogatory poem about moi! Let it be known that this is a gauntlet and SHE threw it! What happens after this is in my self-defense. Look at this evidence of her willful defamation of me. For the record, I did not “burst with a ghastly boom.” It was more of a hiss.

Despite my unsuccessful efforts to get custody of her children, Maggie and Mollie, I was at least able to help them with beginning witching as you can see in the photos. I wish I could have nurtured those streaks of horror hiding under all that wholesomeness. At least I am getting a second chance with the grandchildren. I have a feeling that’s going to work out just great.