Stupid Granny | Her Stupid Party Menu

I can't believe Granny served such lame food at "Tricky Tuesday Crafternoon." Dork took this photo for me so I could see it to believe it. Pretzel Crips and Multi-grain taco chips? (yuck). Carrots? (puke) Raspberries? (kill me)

Where's the pickles, eyeballs, rat turds, and maggots? How can you expect anyone to eat this flavorless food. I can tell the kids' parents are having a very good influence on Granny's menu choices. I will need to get some Bad Advice to the kids about what to eat before it's too late.

There's not even Bat Wing Tacos!