Stupid Granny | The Annual Halloween Parade

The family gathers every year to watch the Halloween Parade at their school. Granny never invites me though. But I watch from the roof of the school disguised as a black crow. Sometimes I fly down to get a better look at the kids.

I think I will talk to Roland, Presley, and Lilly so I can be in the parade with them next year. I will pretend I am a teacher. It will be great. But if the principal says I can't, I will put a spell on everybody so every costume turns into an Ugly Bugly outfit and it will be a parade of me everywhere. Now that would be beautiful.

Every year, Stupid Granny makes treats and sets out lawn chairs for the parade audience. Here they are in the photo below. When I am the Granny, I will make my BBQ Bat Wings and Monkey Brain Custard. It will be epic.