Bad Advice | Be Worried About Your Toes

There are a lot of things kid’s need to worry about these days, but none more important than their toes. Stupid Granny has said and done nothing to protect them.

• BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR TOES •

I recently sent the children some protective footwear and a pumpkin sucker or diet Mountain Dew, depending on their preferences. I also wrote the kids a letter explaining my grave concerns. You can read it here.

I am delighted to see I have taught them not to trust other people who pretend to be authorities. In matters of such importance as a letter from me, they all must read it for themselves. I just love that.

With a clear understanding of the serious nature of the Smelda threat, they were deeply moved by my generous gifts. I think they are won over and want to dump Stupid Granny. This is such a happy moment. My heart is melting. (It’s even getting my shirt all wet).

Here’s photos of their shiny little faces of joy!