Stupid Granny | Her Universal Witch Flag

Cute little Lilly standing by the Universal Witch Flag.

Lilly is a very gifted graphic designer. She made this spectacular picture which has been officially adopted as the Universal Witch Flag, thanks in large part to my lobbying and threats. It is a black field with a giant piece of candy corn on it.

- White is for the ghosts we make our slaves.

- Orange is for the color of the evil warlord's skin.

- Yellow is for the cowardice of humanity.


Unfortunately, Lilly gave this beautiful artwork to Stupid Granny who stuck it on her refrigerator. Lilly knows I can't go in houses. How am I supposed to steal it?

Granny doesn't even know it is the Witch Flag. Duh. She thinks it is a Halloween decoration.

I would be such a better Granny. She knows nothing.