Stupid Granny | Her Universal Witch Flag
Lilly is a very gifted graphic designer. She made this spectacular picture which has been officially adopted as the Universal Witch Flag, thanks in large part to my lobbying and threats. It is a black field with a giant piece of candy corn on it.
- White is for the ghosts we make our slaves.
- Orange is for the color of the evil warlord's skin.
- Yellow is for the cowardice of humanity.
Unfortunately, Lilly gave this beautiful artwork to Stupid Granny who stuck it on her refrigerator. Lilly knows I can't go in houses. How am I supposed to steal it?
Granny doesn't even know it is the Witch Flag. Duh. She thinks it is a Halloween decoration.
I would be such a better Granny. She knows nothing.