Mischief | Choosing a Wife

This is my pretend grandson wearing his horror glasses. He looks so handsome. I would marry him when he grows up if I wasn't already going to marry Keith May and steal his 55 Chevy.

Keith May's glasses are NOT as terrifying as Roland's glasses, but he is still a Chick Magnet because of his love handles. They are so squishy and moist. He also makes wonderful, salty lipgloss on his forehead. I love that man.

Granny is so lucky.

I hope little Roland finds the love of a good witch someday. Better than some stinky old Granny.

I know!

I will find an ugly young witch to be his wife. He will be so happy.