Stupid Granny | Her Halloween Party

If I could go into houses I could go to this party. But I can't, so I watch through the window pretending to be a spider on the glass.

I saw Roland, Presley, and Lilly eating a lot of delicious food and having loads of fun. Recently, they were nice enough to pose for photos as my "witch grandchildren." I gave them great presents to thank them.

They also played lots of games and danced. There was a fabulous costume contest. Presley won it with a lion costume she made up. I wish I could go. I bet I would have won the costume contest as a witch.

You can see those pictures of them with their huge fancy cupcakes and stuff. All I got to eat was a couple bugs that got stuck in my web (remember I was pretending to be a spider on the glass).

Granny stinks.