Ugly Bugly has a long history with our family. She has tormented me for two decades with threats, poison, spells, and various murder attempts. She says she loves my husband and wants to marry him, but we suspect she is really looking for ownership of his black 55 Chevy, which would make a very snappy witch-mobile. Ugly Bugly has declared she wants to be the Granny of my little ones. She is convinced she would do a much better job. I live in mortal danger and have befallen many injuries, but still survive for the time being. Unbeknownst to Ugly Bugly, one of her relatives has provided a copy of this secret diary so we can keep track of her plotting and thwart her wicked plans. Read it at your own peril!
So often people will ask me how I always look more beautiful than anyone they have ever seen. They also wonder how my house can always look so stunning. They can’t believe a witch like me is so generous with her style tips. I tell them everyone wants to copy me, so it is hopeless to keep these things a secret. I am also cultivating this macabre sense of style in children whenever I get the chance. They are all so homely. They need help. I am wonderful. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreThese are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreThese are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
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