Ugly Bugly has a long history with our family. She has tormented me for two decades with threats, poison, spells, and various murder attempts. She says she loves my husband and wants to marry him, but we suspect she is really looking for ownership of his black 55 Chevy, which would make a very snappy witch-mobile. Ugly Bugly has declared she wants to be the Granny of my little ones. She is convinced she would do a much better job. I live in mortal danger and have befallen many injuries, but still survive for the time being. Unbeknownst to Ugly Bugly, one of her relatives has provided a copy of this secret diary so we can keep track of her plotting and thwart her wicked plans. Read it at your own peril!
Not to brag, but I am a lycanthrope which means I can turn into an animal. My choice is always CROW. It is my favorite because of four things: 1) all the other crows are afraid of me, 2) I don’t need my broom to fly, 3) the other crows are dumb and do whatever I say, and 4) no one suspects I am a witch. This allows me to spy, plot, and plan all sorts of mischief. You can read about it here if you are in my coven. If not, you have to check my prison record. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreNot to brag, but I am a lycanthrope which means I can turn into an animal. My choice is always CROW. It is my favorite because of four things: 1) all the other crows are afraid of me, 2) I don't need my broom to fly, 3) the other crows are dumb and do whatever I say, and 4) no one suspects I am a witch. This allows me to spy, plot, and plan all sorts of mischief. You can read about it here if you are in my coven. If not, you have to check my prison record. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreNot to brag, but I am a lycanthrope which means I can turn into an animal. My choice is always CROW. It is my favorite because of four things: 1) all the other crows are afraid of me, 2) I don’t need my broom to fly, 3) the other crows are dumb and do whatever I say, and 4) no one suspects I am a witch. This allows me to spy, plot, and plan all sorts of mischief. You can read about it here if you are in my coven. If not, you have to check my prison record. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreNot to brag, but I am a lycanthrope which means I can turn into an animal. My choice is always CROW. It is my favorite because of four things: 1) all the other crows are afraid of me, 2) I don’t need my broom to fly, 3) the other crows are dumb and do whatever I say, and 4) no one suspects I am a witch. This allows me to spy, plot, and plan all sorts of mischief. You can read about it here if you are in my coven. If not, you have to check my prison record. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreNot to brag, but I am a lycanthrope which means I can turn into an animal. My choice is always CROW. It is my favorite because of four things: 1) all the other crows are afraid of me, 2) I don’t need my broom to fly, 3) the other crows are dumb and do whatever I say, and 4) no one suspects I am a witch. This allows me to spy, plot, and plan all sorts of mischief. You can read about it here if you are in my coven. If not, you have to check my prison record. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreNot to brag, but I am a lycanthrope which means I can turn into an animal. My choice is always CROW. It is my favorite because of four things: 1) all the other crows are afraid of me, 2) I don’t need my broom to fly, 3) the other crows are dumb and do whatever I say, and 4) no one suspects I am a witch. This allows me to spy, plot, and plan all sorts of mischief. You can read about it here if you are in my coven. If not, you have to check my prison record. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
Read MoreNot to brag, but I am a lycanthrope which means I can turn into an animal. My choice is always CROW. It is my favorite because of four things: 1) all the other crows are afraid of me, 2) I don’t need my broom to fly, 3) the other crows are dumb and do whatever I say, and 4) no one suspects I am a witch. This allows me to spy, plot, and plan all sorts of mischief. You can read about it here if you are in my coven. If not, you have to check my prison record. - Ugly Bugly the Witch
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