UGLY BUGLY’S STYLE

So often people will ask me how I always look more frightening and hideous than anyone they have ever seen. They also wonder how my house can always look so stunningly terrifying. They can’t believe a witch like me is so generous with her style tips. I tell them everyone wants to be me, so the least I can do is toss out a few style tips here and there. I am also cultivating my macabre sense of style in my soon-to-be grandchildren whenever I get the chance. They are all so homely. They need my help. I am just wonderful, I guess. - Ugly Bugly the Witch