Posts in Ugly Bugly
Stupid Granny | Her Halloween Sweaters

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | Her Tricky Tuesday

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | Her Creepy Crafternoon

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | Hot Cider In Autumn

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | Proof of Her Treachery

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | Her Stupid Pumpkin Poem

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | Her Halloween Party

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | The Annual Halloween Parade

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Stupid Granny | Her Stupid Party Menu

I am all for women supporting women in the fight for respect and equality. No one supports women more than I do. Despite my 100% perfect record, I draw the line at Granny. She does not deserve support. She picked this fight by defying my will. I am the victim here. She is hoarding the guy, the car, and the grandkids. I have nothing. That alone is sufficient justification, but there is also this journal which documents her stupidity at every turn. She does not deserve a place in the gene pool. Almost everyone agrees with me. Let’s be sensible. She’s gotta go!

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Potions | Trick or Treat Bags

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | Halloween Kanban

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | How to Savor an Eyeball

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | Creepy Confections

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | Spider Cake

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | Bat Cookies

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | Frankenstein Pudding

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | Zombie Hands

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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Potions | Frankencrispies

These are my top secret, super confidential potions. They are delicious with or without poison. With my culinary creations, I try to infuse the delicate flavors of dead animals with lots of sugar. Students of my Creepy Cooking School have limited access to my potion recipes. For a limited time, they are available to you. - Ugly Bugly the Witch

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