UGLY BUGLY’S BAD ADVICE

With sincere concern for the future of these kids, I am exerting my wonderfully negative influence to the best of my ability. Without my intervention, they would likely have friends bothering them, be happily married to an idiot, and never learn any evil magic tricks. What a waste. I can’t stand by and watch Stupid Granny ruin them with her sickening, sweet, stupidity. My stream of bad advice might be the only thing that helps plunge them into darkness. I swore an oath to do my worst by them and this is a collection of my efforts.